1. heart disease burger king (11)

2. that new female artist (10)

Such a sweet feminine voice.

3. nestle and dumpster (10)

4. child mauled by zoo (10)

this is really bad

5. cheerios golf chick kiss (10)

uh, yeah, that's really unfortunate

6. our pubic schools (10)

yeah ouch

7. worst president / obama (10)

hmm, somebody trying to tell us something?

8. meth and speed (9)

dang jimmy johns

9. mitt romney nonsolution (9)

Sometimes random algorythms just know...

10. carrot ass (9)

11. obama douche (9)

12. 7 new jobs (9)

Monster fail.

13. could not connect to translator service (8)

14. yanni with boobs (8)

15. women abused/fathers day (8)

16. starbucks sucks (7)

17. iomega fire (7)

18. not quite kosher (7)

19. whore (6)

20. cancer cigs (6)

21. shameless tricks (6)

22. handle this (5)

23. bus premonission (5)

24. sex abuse scandal (5)

Not appropriate or extremely appropriate

25. manscape on a castration article (5)

Genesius Times lolz
genesiustimes.com/gillette-introduces-ball-

26. don't let them in (4)

27. mcdonald's and obesity (4)

28. kitty says hi (4)

29. quit school (3)

30. national scurvy day (3)

Right next to National Lemonade Day

31. michael jackson sausage party home alone (2)

32. brain damaged iq (2)

33. teacher sex (2)

34. folgers heart attack (2)

35. spinach party! (1) A down vote will remove this item!

yay

36. les psychos (1) A down vote will remove this item!

37. swimming may be the best form of exercise (1) A down vote will remove this item!